Joke

A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their project
manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when
they come upon an old brass lamp. They pick it up and dust it off.
Poof -- out pops a genie.

"Thank you for releasing me from my lamp-prison. I can grant you 3
wishes. Since there are 3 of you I will grant one wish to each of
you."

The hardware engineer thinks a moment and says, "I'd like to be
sailing a yacht across the Pacific, racing before the wind, with an
all-girl crew."

"It is done", said the Genie, and poof, the hardware engineer
disappears.

The software engineer thinks a moment and says, "I'd like to be
riding my Harley with a gang of beautiful women throughout the
American Southwest."

"It is done", said the Genie, and poof, the software engineer
disappears.

The project manager looks at where the other two had been standing
And rubs his chin in thought. Then he tells the Genie, "I'd like those
two back in the office after lunch."